Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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