I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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