Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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