...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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