She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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its like you know when i get waxed
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
