you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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