I just made out with a guy for $7.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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