so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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