Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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