does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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