moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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