she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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