she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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