i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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