i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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