Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
