he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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