i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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