worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
not ubering you a puppy
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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