Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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