Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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