I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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