Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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