Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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