GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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