Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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