I wannas sexs uuuuu
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well I just put wine in my tea
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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