Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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