I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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