Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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