Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Randomize