i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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