thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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