real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You ruined the universe
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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