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say what?
wanna hang out?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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