i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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