How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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