weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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