I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So. Much. Porn.
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