I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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