oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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