8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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