This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize