Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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