You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
