its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So squirting runs in the family.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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