Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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