she woke up with a sticky ear
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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