what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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