i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
it's like iHOP with fire
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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