THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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