I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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