You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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