i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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