She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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