My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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