i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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