listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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