We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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