There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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