therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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